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#1 kalorful

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 07:11 PM

Complete Idiot’s Guide to Kalorful, the Private Equity Baller


Personal


Name
: Ken Luo
Age: 18 (Nearly 19 yo!)
Gender: Male
Location: Sydney, Australia
Religion: Christian Catholic
Beliefs: Ballerism

DotA Background


Began: 6.27b
Ended: NEVER LOL
Competitive Experience: IH, CW. Stopped before I got too serious.
First DotA game: 0-17 Juggernaut. "HEY GUYS IM GONNA SOLO TOWER, FK DYING I CAN RESPAWN AGAIN!"
Favourite Hero: Juggernaut.

Guide Portfolio


1st Guide:Ogre Magi
2nd Guide:Sacred Warrior
3rd Guide:Slithereen Guard
4th Guide:Soul Keeper
5th Guide:Juggernaut
6th Guide:Demon Witch
7th Guide:Dwarven Sniper
Incomplete 8th Guide to Earthshaker
9th Guide:Tinker
10th Guide:Butcher

Likes/Dislikes


Favourite Icecream: Vanilla, because they taste so good with everything! Best served on hot pancakes or in Iced Coffee.
Favourite Cookie: Those Subway cookies when they're freshly baked. OMG yummy!
Favourite Japanese AV idol: Aida Yua. Shes damn hot.
Favourite Brand: Armani. But incidentally thats also the brand I have the least of. I've only got one shirt and a fragrance. (No, its not Aqua di Gio)
Current Fragrance: YSL L'homme. Very nice, not too sweet but chicks dig it heaps because its not too sharp either! Just the right amount of willy nilly flowery sweetness to appeal to girls but not take away from the manliness.

Edited by kalorful, 27 May 2009 - 03:20 PM.


#2 Thoth-

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 07:28 PM

Fill this up more.

Favorite ice cream and cookie?

#3 Onin-

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 10:30 PM

Second.

#4 SoftReboot

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 10:42 PM

<3 Chuck Bass

#5 Hyprul 9-ty2

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 05:05 AM

Cool, front page!

#6 Rolo L

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 06:05 AM

HEY GUYS IM GONNA SOLO TOWER, FK DYING I CAN RESPAWN AGAIN!

Just l-o-l

#7 Shorttail

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 02:14 PM

I'm giving him one week and he's out of Strat again.

#8 Dustinht

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 03:43 PM

kalorful is now balling out of control

#9 Narakas

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 04:52 PM

lolwut nice

#10 bah

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 06:22 PM

"[X] DotA addiction cured."

You're fired.

#11 kalorful

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 03:36 PM

^the addiction has since come back to haunt me for extended periods of time

#12 PeanutPwnsYou

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 02:01 PM

Are you calling me an idiot =X

#13 SideEFFECTZyo

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 02:10 PM

This kid names peanutpwnsyou is an idiot.
but i love him anyways

#14 Shorttail

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 06:09 PM

QUOTE(PeanutPwnsYou @ Jun 2 2009, 12:01 AM) View Post

Are you calling me an idiot =X

BECAUSE THE REST JUST THINK IT


<.<
*walks into Mordor*

#15 Chammer

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 06:21 AM

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT
HAD A NIGGER IN THE CUT WHERE DA WOOD AT
ALL YOU NIGGERS ACTING UP WHERE DA WOLVES AT
YOU BETTER BUST THAT IF YOU GON PULL THAT

#16 Dustinht

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 09:05 PM

lol
congrats on moderator.
Now go update the complete list of strategy guides plox :<

#17 kira_shinagami

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 08:17 AM

nice guide btw..lol.should post it in general discussion where everyone will see it..

#18 dollar22

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 07:29 AM

hi




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